SaltStick Fastchews, Electrolyte Replacement Tablets for Rehydration, Exercise Recovery, Youth & Adult Athletes, Hiking, Sports Recovery, Variety Packs

SaltStick Fastchews: Because Nobody Likes a Human Pickle

Are you tired of turning into a human raisin during workouts? Sick of looking like a sweaty mess while your friend Karen somehow glows through hot yoga? Meet SaltStick Fastchews - the tiny tablets that turn your electrolyte crisis into electrolyte bliss!

🏃‍♂️ WHO NEEDS THIS?

• Marathon runners (you crazy beautiful people)
• Hikers who "forgot" to check the weather
• Sports parents who aren't ready to be sports parents
• That friend who says "let's do hot yoga" (looking at you, Karen)
• Anyone who's ever said "I'm fine" while cramping like a pretzel

✨ WHY IT'S AWESOME:

• Dissolves faster than your New Year's resolutions
• No artificial junk - because you're already artificial enough at the gym
• Portable tablets that won't explode in your bag (unlike that protein shake incident of 2023)
• Actually tastes good (we know, we're shocked too)

⚡ WHAT'S INSIDE:

• Sodium: Because being salty about losing isn't enough
• Potassium: The banana without the banana
• Magnesium: Cramp kryptonite
• Calcium: Not just for your grandma anymore

📦 WHAT'S INCLUDED in the 4 Pack
40 total tablets (10 each):
• Lemon Lime
• Orange
• Watermelon
• Peach

📦 THE FLAVOR FIESTA WHAT'S INCLUDED in the 8 Pack
80 total tablets (10 each):
• Lemon Lime
• Orange
• Watermelon
• Peach
• Tropical Mango
• Coconut Pineapple
• Mixed Berry
• Green Apple

HOW TO USE: Pop it in your mouth and let it dissolve. No water needed! Because let's be honest, you probably forgot your water bottle anyway.

⭐ QUALITY STUFF:

• Non-GMO (because regular GMOs are so last season)
• Gluten-free (your spouse's sourdough starter is crying)
• Vegan-friendly (yes, even your vegan CrossFit buddy can have these)
• Made in USA (with love and a dash of sass)

Don't be that person who bonks during a workout and becomes a human puddle. Grab SaltStick Fastchews and stay as fresh as your workout playlist (which we know still has "Eye of the Tiger" on it).

WARNING: May cause excessive hydration and the sudden urge to sign up for that triathlon you've been avoiding. Side effects may include feeling like a champion and having to explain to non-athletes why you're eating salt tablets like candy.

*These statements haven't been evaluated by the FDA, but they have been evaluated by countless sweaty athletes who give us two very damp thumbs up!