Momentous Essential Plant-Based Pea and Rice Protein Powder, Vegan, Gluten-Free, Non-GMO, NSF Certified, All Day Essential Use Protein Powder for Men and Women (Chocolate, Bag)

Are you a sad sack of plant-based sadness? Tired of feeling like a wilted leaf in a world of beefcakes? Then get ready to unfurl your protein-packed petals with Momentous Essential Plant-Based Pea and Rice Protein Powder!

This isn't your typical birdseed protein powder. We use only the burliest peas and most swole grains of rice to create a vegetable-based supplement that'll have you growing muscle like a rainforest vine! Just one scoop contains more plant muscle than a silverback gorilla doing curls. 

But Momentous doesn't just contain protein - it's jam-packed with all the vitamins and minerals you need to truly blossom into a specimen of plant-based astonishment. We're talking Vitamin Bea-utiful for radiant skin, Omega Treehugging fatty acids for a luscious coat of foliage, and organic iron sourced from actual meteorites!

Simply blend one serving into your morning soy latte and you'll have enough clean, green energy to power an entire arboretum. Your vegan friends will be green with admirable envy as you effortlessly fern-curl 50lb dumbbells. Coworkers will ask which forest you've been camping in!

But don't just take our word for it - Momentous has been scientifically proven to convert 96% of buyers into actual shrubs within 4-6 weeks. So order your bag today and prepare to blossom into the ultimate plant-based life form!

*Side effects may include speaking exclusively in photosynthesis jokes, developing an overpowering hatred for weed whackers, and accidentally attempting to pollinate the office ficus.

Features:

• Build and Repair - Increase lean muscle mass and repair tissue with our 100% plant-based protein blend.
• Complete Protein - Our research-backed blend is both vegan and a complete protein, featuring all nine essential amino acids not made by the body.
• Highest Quality Certification - NSF and Informed Sport certified for safe and elite results.
• Great Taste - Blends smoothly with water, almond milk, or smoothies.
• Maximize Performance - Nutrition products developed to optimize your active life. Trusted by 150 pro and collegiate sports teams and the U.S. Military.

THE HIGHEST QUALITY PLANT PROTEIN AVAILABLE: Momentous protein plant powder consists of a precise vegan blend of pea and rice protein creating a complete amino acid profile and unrivaled taste and texture.