Gatorade Stainless Steel Sport Bottle, 26oz, Double-Wall Insulation

The "I'm Not Just A Water Bottle" Bottle: Gatorade's 26oz Stainless Steel Flex

Listen up, sports enthusiasts and accidental gym members! Meet the bottle that's more committed to keeping your drinks cold than your ex was to your relationship. This isn't just any bottle – it's a 26-ounce tank of hydration motivation wrapped in double-wall insulation fancier than your neighbor's new car.

WHY THIS BOTTLE IS YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND:
• Double-wall insulation (because lukewarm sports drinks are a crime against humanity)
• 26oz capacity (perfect for that workout you keep saying you'll do tomorrow)
• Stainless steel construction (finally, something in your life that won't break easily)
• Actually fits in your car's cup holder (unlike that massive jug you bought from that guy at the gym)

PERFECT FOR:
• Gym-goers who need to look more serious than they actually are
• People who lose plastic bottles faster than they lose their TV remote
• Anyone who's tired of their drink tasting like last week's protein shake
• That person who needs their drink cold enough to remind them of their ex's heart

FEATURES THAT MAKE IT FANCY:
• Leak-proof lid (because your gym bag has suffered enough)
• Wide mouth opening (for when you're too tired to aim properly)
• Sweat-free exterior (unlike you after walking up one flight of stairs)
• Durable finish (survives more drops than your phone)

WARNING:
• May cause extreme hydration
• Could make you look more athletic than you are
• Might attract envious looks from plastic bottle users
• Will not magically improve your workout routine (sorry)

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR:
• Hot coffee (this is Gatorade's territory, respect the boundaries)
• Your cat's drinking water (they're fancy enough already)
• Storing your secret candy stash (we've all tried it)
• Time travelers from 1995 who still think squeeze bottles are cool

Buy now and join the elite club of people who look like they know what they're doing at the gym, even if they don't! Because nothing says "I take my hydration seriously" like a bottle that costs more than your monthly water bill.

Remember: This bottle won't make you a better athlete, but it'll make you look like one while you're scrolling through your phone on the exercise bike.

*Does not include the motivation to actually go to the gym. That's sold separately.

**If this bottle could talk, it would definitely judge you for not doing leg day.

Brand: Gatorade

Color: Green

Features:

• Premium 18/8 Stainless Steel Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold for hours
• Gator-Skin Form Grip Gator-Skin exterior protects your skin from hot and cold, while providing nonslip comfort
• Drink-Thru Cap Design Twist the cap to open/close and control how fast your drink flows through the spout
• Carrying Loop Cap includes a convenient hinged loop for carry or clipping to your sports bag
• Easy to Clean Design is dishwasher safe and easy to clean

Details: A premium stainless steel bottle designed for athletes looking for a fully-insulated bottle to keep drinks cold during practice and/or the game.

Package Dimensions: 10.2 x 5.3 x 4.6 inches