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Muc-Off Chamois Cream

Muc-Off Chamois Cream

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Calling all cyclists with tender undercarriages! Introducing Muc-Off's Chamois Cream for Men - the ultimate protection for your prized pals down under. This magic ointment is like a superhero cape for your battering rams, shielding them from the perils of saddle soreness.

Are you tired of feeling like you've been tenderized after a long ride? Well, say goodbye to chafing, rubbing, and the dreaded chamois chafe. With Muc-Off's Chamois Cream, your gentleman's vegetables will be coddled in a buttery smooth embrace, allowing you to pedal on for miles without wincing in pain.

Made with a top-secret blend of ingredients (we can't reveal the ancient formula, but let's just say it may involve the tears of joy from a thousand well-lubricated cyclists), this cream creates an impenetrable forcefield around your manly muffins. No more walking bow-legged after an epic ride!

Simply slather on a generous helping of this chamois cream, and your undercarriage will be thanking you with each smooth pedal stroke. You might even catch your nuggets singing joyful chamois cream ballads mid-ride (just don't let your cycling buddies hear them crooning).

But let's be real, chamois cream isn't just for cyclists. Use it for any activity that involves potential undercarriage discomfort – horseback riding, hiking, or even a heated game of musical chairs. Your family jewels deserve to ride in first-class comfort.

So, protect your prized pals and get your hands on Muc-Off's Chamois Cream for Men. Your undercarriage will be forever grateful, and you'll be the envy of all your cycling buddies with your seemingly effortless grace in the saddle. Chamois cream: making uncomfortable rides a thing of the past, one well-lubricated undercarriage at a time.

  • ANTI-CHAFING: Our Chamois Cream is formulated to form a protective barrier that helps to prevent skin damage from any excess friction. The anti-rub cream has a mild cooling effect that works to soothe skin and ensure long-lasting protection.
  • LUXURY MOISTURISER: This ultra-hydrating anti chafe cream is enriched with provitamins and loaded with the very finest natural ingredients - such as Shea Butter and Aloe Vera - that are perfect for taking care of even the most sensitive of skin.
  • NO NASTIES: At Muc-Off, we're big on performance and premium formulas. However, we're also big on protecting ourselves and the environment so that's why we have created a saddle sore cream that is free from parabens, SLSs and DEA.
  • EASY TO USE: Muc-Off Chamois Cream is the ultimate in bum butter and the first line of defence against saddle sores, especially when on the go! It can be easily applied either direct to skin or on to the chamois pad on the inside of your cycling shorts.
  • PERFECT FOR ATHLETES: This anti-chafing cream is engineered with athletes in mind - from cyclists seeking total riding comfort to extreme endurance competitors who are looking to push their limits. However, our Chamois Cream will do the trick for just about anyone in need of anti friction cream.


Saddle sores? It happens to the best of us. Chafing? That's part of being an athlete who trains 24/7/365 in all conditions. Unhappy with the existing choices, in 2015 we decided it was time to put our 25 years of experience of cycling into developing the ultimate, high-performance Chamois Cream. With the help of our pro teams and athletes, we looked at every possible way to improve rider experience. The result? A specially formulated cream to deeply moisturise your skin for total riding comfort and protection, over long distances, in all conditions. We believe weve created the best cream out there. Deliberately excluding nasty parabens and toxins, we have made sure our Chamois Cream is infused with essential provitamin moisturisers to help create that long lasting hydrated feeling on your skin. Our luxury formula uses natural ingredients including aloe vera, witch hazel, shea butter and sunflower oil to create a mild cooling effect for total riding comfort. Designed to form a protective barrier to help prevent skin damage on sensitive areas, its ideal for all riding styles from hard fought classics through to long sportives - whether on the road or on a trail. Created first and foremost for cyclists, our formula is also an essential companion for triathletes, runners and endurance athletes of all disciplines who want to minimise chafing.

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