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Dunkin' Donuts Iced Coffee Variety Pack - 12 Bottles of Liquid Productivity, The Caffeine Survival Kit
Dunkin' Donuts Iced Coffee Variety Pack - 12 Bottles of Liquid Productivity, The Caffeine Survival Kit
đŠ Dunkin' Donuts Iced Coffee Variety Pack - 12 Bottles of Liquid Productivity.
Dunkin' Donuts Iced Coffee: Your Daily Dose of Liquid Sanity
ATTENTION COFFEE ADDICTS AND MORNING ZOMBIES! Put down that sad gas station coffee and prepare your taste buds for a party in a bottle. This 12-pack of happiness is like having a tiny Dunkin' store in your fridge (minus the perky teenager asking if you want hash browns).
đŚ WHAT'S IN THE BOX OF JOY:
⢠3 Original - For purists and people who say "I drink my coffee black" way too proudly
⢠3 French Vanilla - Because regular vanilla isn't fancy enough
⢠3 Mocha - When you can't decide between coffee and chocolate (so you choose both, you genius)
⢠3 Caramel - For those who like their coffee to taste like a candy bar had a liquid baby
⥠WHY YOU NEED THIS:
⢠Because your coffee maker is judging you for not cleaning it since 2022
⢠Perfect for people who can't adult without caffeine
⢠Cheaper than your daily Dunkin' drive-thru habit (we've seen your bank statements)
⢠No more awkward small talk with baristas who spell your name wrong
đ PERFECT FOR:
⢠Monday morning meetings you'd rather skip
⢠That 2 PM slump when Karen won't stop talking about her cats
⢠Midnight study sessions (hello, procrastinators!)
⢠Pretending you're a functional human being
⨠FEATURES:
⢠Ready to drink (because who has time for brewing?)
⢠No assembly required (you're welcome)
⢠Cold and refreshing (like your ex's heart)
⢠Perfect amount of caffeine to make you look alive in Zoom calls
â WARNING LABELS WE WISH WE COULD ADD:
⢠May cause extreme productivity
⢠Side effects include actually enjoying morning meetings
⢠Could lead to sending emails without typos
⢠Might make you the office hero for sharing
đŻ NOT RECOMMENDED FOR:
⢠People who think decaf is "real coffee"
⢠Your already hyperactive chihuahua
⢠That one friend who gets chatty after one sip
⢠Children (they're energetic enough, thank you)
Don't wait! Grab this variety pack faster than Karen can say "Should we schedule another meeting?" Your future caffeinated self will thank you.
*Bonus: Each bottle comes with the strength to deal with at least one annoying coworker or handle that group text you've been avoiding.
**Double Bonus: No donuts were harmed in the making of this coffee. Though we can't promise you won't crave them after drinking it.
Remember: Life is better caffeinated, and variety is the spice of life. This pack brings you both, minus the judgment from your local barista about your daily coffee expenditure.Â
Order now, because adulting is hard, but at least your coffee choice doesn't have to be!Â
(PS: We won't tell anyone if you drink all the caramel ones first. Your secret is safe with us.)