{"product_id":"hammer-nutrition-endurolytes-electrolyte-replacement-supplement-120-capsules","title":"Hammer Nutrition Endurolytes - Electrolyte Replacement Supplement 120 Capsules","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eEndurolytes are a precision-engineered oral intervention designed to prevent the physiological phenomenon colloquially known as \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"128\"\u003e\"The Total Body Shutdown.\"\u003c\/b\u003e When the human specimen engages in prolonged physical exertion, it undergoes a process of uncontrolled leakage, resulting in a catastrophic imbalance of essential minerals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWithout intervention, the specimen's muscular-skeletal system may transition from a high-performance engine to a bag of vibrating electricity and pain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePharmacokinetics \u0026amp; Mechanism of Action\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eUpon ingestion, these gelatinous containment units dissolve, releasing a synergistic blend of minerals that act like a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003ediplomatic peace treaty\u003c\/b\u003e for your nervous system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSodium Chloride:\u003c\/b\u003e Prevents the brain from believing it is dying while merely running a 10k.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePotassium:\u003c\/b\u003e Ensures the heart maintains a rhythmic thump-thump rather than an erratic polka-remix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMagnesium \u0026amp; Calcium:\u003c\/b\u003e Discourages the quadriceps from attempting to fold themselves into origami shapes mid-stride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDosage \u0026amp; Clinical Observations\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSymptom Severity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended Dosage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpected Clinical Outcome\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMild Perspiration\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003e1–2 Capsules\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,2,0\"\u003eImproved dignity; less salt-crusting on the forehead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eModerate \"Pain Cave\" Entry\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003e3–4 Capsules\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,2,0\"\u003eAbility to remember own name and location of the finish line.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFull \"Spontaneous Rigor Mortis\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003e5–6 Capsules\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,2,0\"\u003eThe muscles stop screaming at a frequency audible to neighbors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eContraindications \u0026amp; Warnings\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Will not provide superpowers. If you are slow, you will now simply be \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"79\"\u003eslow and well-hydrated.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause a sudden, inexplicable urge to discuss your splits and VO2 max with people who clearly do not care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePatient Education:\u003c\/b\u003e Ingesting the entire bottle at once will not turn you into a lightning-bolt-throwing deity; it will likely just make your kidneys file a formal HR complaint.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003ePost-Exertion De-Briefing Files\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSubject A: Ultra-Marathon Participant #402\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\"After mile 40, my lower extremities began a series of unauthorized contractions that suggested they were attempting to detach from my pelvis. Following the administration of three \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"181\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003eEndurolytes\u003c\/b\u003e units, the 'mutiny of the hamstrings' was successfully suppressed. I remained upright for the duration of the event, though my mental state continued to be compromised by the choice to run 50 miles for a plastic medal.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eSubject B: Weekend \"Spin Class\" Enthusiast\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\"I experienced a localized humidity event (heavy sweating) within a climate-controlled room. Typically, this results in a post-workout 'brain fog' where I forget where I parked my mid-sized SUV. By utilizing the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"212\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003eEndurolytes\u003c\/b\u003e protocol, I maintained enough cognitive function to locate my vehicle and successfully navigate a drive-thru without ordering the entire menu.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eSubject C: Competitive Triathlete\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\"During the cycling phase, I observed that my perspiration had the salt content of a large order of bistro fries. My quadriceps began to vibrate at a frequency usually reserved for industrial power tools. Two capsules halted the oscillation. I am now a functional human again, rather than a salt-crusted statue of agony. Highly recommend for anyone who enjoys paying money to suffer in spandex.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eQuantitative Peer Review\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e98%\u003c\/b\u003e of subjects reported a decrease in the \"why am I doing this?\" internal monologue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e100%\u003c\/b\u003e of subjects confirmed that the capsules taste significantly better than licking their own forearm for sodium replenishment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e0%\u003c\/b\u003e of subjects reported gaining the ability to hover, though \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e12%\u003c\/b\u003e claimed they felt \"marginally less like a sack of damp laundry.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Hammer Nutrition","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40411518566539,"sku":"","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0593\/0313\/3323\/products\/hammer-nutrition-electrolyte-replacement-default-title-hammer-nutrition-endurolytes-electrolyte-replacement-supplement-120-capsules-22306010235019.jpg?v=1770918579","url":"https:\/\/prolinesportsnutrition.com\/products\/hammer-nutrition-endurolytes-electrolyte-replacement-supplement-120-capsules","provider":"ProLine Sports Nutrition","version":"1.0","type":"link"}