{"title":"Momentous","description":"At Momentous, we're not just a supplement company - we're a bunch of vitamin-crazed lunatics on a mission to make the entire world colossal. Founded in 2012 by our Chief Efficacious Officer Trip \"Shredabull\" Hunkerman, Momentous was born out of one man's insatiable quest to become the biggest, baddest, most monstrously muscular human being on the face of the planet. When creatine and protein shakes alone weren't cutting it, Trip took matters into his own enormously beefy hands and concocted the most potent, turbo-charged multivitamin ever developed. One bottle later, and the dude could crush granite with his quads.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eToday, Momentous headquarters sits atop the highest peak of the Swole-shire Mountains, an impenetrable vitamin-lair where our mad chemists toil day and night to create the most massively effective supplements known to man, all sourced from the highest quality, most ridonkulously potent plant-based ingredients on earth. Our mission is simple: to forge a supreme race of absolute unit-sized humans, titanically powerful beings with the strength and muscularity to bulldog sharks and suplex grizzly bears. Because at Momentous, we're not here to make the world better - we're here to make you a better human, the likes of which this planet has never seen. Stop being a minnow, and join us as we ascend to true monumentality!","products":[{"product_id":"momentous-pr-lotion-powered-by-amp-human-inneredge-technology","title":"Momentous PR Lotion | Powered by Amp Human InnerEdge Technology","description":"\u003cp\u003eSick of Feeling Like a Sweaty, Sour Milk-Scented Lump After Your Workouts? Meet PR Lotion - Deodorant for Your Muscles!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eListen up, fitness freaks! We've all been there - you're absolutely crushing your workout when suddenly your muscles start burning like the fires of Mount Doom. Next thing you know, you're lying in a pool of your own lactic acid, smelling like a ripe¬ase platter left out in the sun. It's enough to make you want to swear off exercise altogether and take up competitive dermis dreaming. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut fear not, because PR Lotion is here to save your sweaty bacon! This revolutionary slather is the world's first (and hopefully last) lotion that delivers a mega-dose of sodium bicarbonate straight to your hardworking muscles via the sweet science of... your skin? That's right, by rubbing this sudsy madness all over your body pre-workout, you unlock the patented power of Amp Human's freaky deaky dermal delivery system!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot sure what that means? Here's the TL;DR - PR Lotion is basically muscle deodorant. While other lame lotions just sit on your skin's surface looking pretty, our bionic balm actually penetrates the epidermis (oh la la) to neutralize the burning acid buildup in your muscles on a molecular level. Think of it as Tums for your tired triceps and fried quads!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBy buffering acid levels with a bubbly blast of sodium bicarbonate, PR Lotion helps you maintain a Herculean level of power output during high-intensity exercise. Essentially, it's like having a tiny team of sherpas tossing antacid tablets into your muscles to put out the lactic acid fire. No more hitting the wall or fading out early - with PR Lotion, you can run\/pump\/cycle all day and all night like a Duracell-powered robot beast! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd don't even get us started on the recovery benefits. Forget about waking up the next day feeling like you just went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson's favorite punching bag. This lotion's secret sauce helps combat post-workout muscle fatigue and soreness so you can get up refreshed and ready for your next swole session. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo what are you waiting for? Drop those nasty, chalky bodybuilder pills and stop guzzling baking soda shakes like a frat bro doing budlight chugs. With PR Lotion, you can finally work out like a maniac without smelling like a putrid lactic acid factory. Slather up and embrace the dream - musky armpit stink no more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte mt05 mb1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pb1\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"tabs howto__accordion style__accordion tabs__initialized\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"tabs__content is__active\" data-title=\"When to use it\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"tabs__nav_link is__active\"\u003eWhen to use it\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tabs__content_wrapper\"\u003eDuring your pre-workout routine\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"tabs__content is__active\" data-title=\"How much\"\u003e\n\u003ca class=\"tabs__nav_link is__active\"\u003eHow much\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tabs__content_wrapper\"\u003eUse a heavy coat. More is more. 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Using patented technology, PR Lotion delivers sodium bicarbonate directly to your working muscles through your skin, bypassing the gut and eliminating GI distress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith over 50 years of research supporting its performance benefits, sodium bicarbonate is a proven and safe ergogenic aid recommended by the International Olympic Committee (IOC). In clinical research, athletes using PR Lotion were able to complete 25% more high-intensity intervals before exhaustion, lift 16% more in total pounds of weight lifted in a study on power output, and experienced a 53% reduction in Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness (DOMS) than athletes who did not use it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor best results, apply PR Lotion liberally to your working muscles 30 minutes before a workout. Once absorbed, sodium bicarbonate stays in the body for 5-6 hours. Expect to be able to push harder for longer before rising acidity in your muscles causes you to feel burning in your muscles and forces you to slow down. 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